kingofkegs:

Hey, Robert, bro!
You still out and about? I know it’s probably early for you in the bar crawls, but if you have some time, want a drinking buddy? And by drinking buddies, I mean you do the drinking and I keep the water coming!

hell yeah, im still out 
don’t see the point if you’re not drinking though
are you just gonna watch me drink as you sip on some water or whatever
christ’s sake, at least get a virgin drink or something. I can pick one out for you
unless you’re picky
then you’re outta luck.