gutyou:

_{’ HEAR HIM! DID YOU EVER SEE THE LADS PLAY KNIFE? MACFARLANE WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT ALL OVER MY BODY. ’   / ‘ OH, WE MEDICALS HAVE A BETTER WAY. WHEN WE DISLIKE A DEAD FRIEND OF OURS, WE DISSECT HIM. ’}

^{independent & selective DR. WOLFE MACFARLANE, of robert louis stevenson’s ‘the body snatcher.’   /   est. june 2017.   /   mun and muse 20+.   /   written by kyra.   /   mature themes present.}

watcherandshield:

Tumblr RP 2012: He grabbed a carton of milk and drank it.

Tumblr RP 2014+: _{Slender digits might curve delicately——&& OPAQUE biodegradable material would find a long-lost home snugly ‘neath gangly sticks of bone and sinew. A cow’s utter hath provided CREAMY substance now floating on white clouds of honeydew in said CARTON—— and as butterfly petals part to receive the rich nectar, a feather-like sigh finds it’s way into the Autumn air.}

athleisurewear:

                  _{“uh, bro, are you sure that’s safe?” he asked quietly. he scratched the back of his neck anxiously. “i mean, i’ll go, but fence hoping into a graveyard isn’t exactly my style.”}

    _{❝What, you afraid of a little adventure?❞ by the time that Craig finished his statement, Robert was already at the top the fence, casually sitting up on it like this was a regular thing that people did}( maybe normal for HIM, anyways. ). _{❝I doubt anything could harm ya here, ‘cept maybe a cryptid. A cryptid would do some damage, but how worth it would} THAT _{be?❞ under the implication that it would be completely worth it. ❝Come on, Craig. The night is young.❞}

greenjacketed:

hey guys i just wanna let you know that i refuse to die until i’ve pet every single dog on earth

    SOBER. hey, I just wanted to apologize really quick to anyone I had upset with my recent dash activity. It wasn’t my intention at all to make fun of something that could be harmful to others, but jokes had gotten out of hand and that is my fault. I’m trying harder to be more mindful of others around me and I appreciate those taking the initiative to approach me for these things. If you ever need anything tagged or fixed, please don’t be afraid to DM me or kill me with a shovel.

SOBER. i’m sorry but you do realize my muse is from a dating sim, right? ships are gonna be present on this blog and i actually do a pretty good job at tagging my stuff. i won’t tag stuff that i don’t find to be shippy but if you’re really that worried, blacklist ‘ship tag tbt’ or if you hate the way i tag things, you can just block my character tags too (usually DAMIEN tbt. and JOSEPH tbt.) If you don’t like what I ship, it’s really not my problem and idk why you’d follow me in the first place considering how much I talk about Robert/Damien and Joseph/Robert.

    Cool if you unfollow though, do what you need and all but just know that my muse is from a dating sim????

pirikko:

ruh roh it’s roseph

SOBER. small little list of starters i owe:

zamo: hugo/robert angst thread
odin: robert calling the feds like a fuckin jackass
castle: outlast cultverse shenanigans

antoniorayder:

Cinnamon roll <3

kniived:

SOBER. please don’t rp as youtubers and especially don’t expect me to ever talk to you if you rp as a youtuber